Saturday, 13 June 2015

My Nose Knows

When someone asks about body odour, I am always reminded of these two stories.

One of my friend had a date in the evening. They were to meet at the coffee shop at 6:00 pm at the mall behind our hostel. We found him entering his room at 6:30 with the gym bag.
Me: Hurry for your date. You are already very late.
Him: I just came back from it, dude. She had some work so she left early. She just came to inform it.
Me: (confused) The date was at 6 right?
Him: Yup, and she was on time.
Me: Then why did you come back from Gym so early?
Him: I did complete my Gym. Oh, I went to Gym before the date. Its nearby that only.
Me: You went just like that to meet her.
Him: it will affect my abs to take a day’s gap. I can’t miss the gym.
Me: You know why she really left, right?
Him: She had to go with her friends somewhere so she left.
We then all laughed and one of us even literally fell on floor. He kept saying that he had wiped off the sweat but even we could smell the odour. The discussion finally ended when he said that she wasn’t worth missing the gym. He next month switched to a bigger and costlier gym which had a shower. We still remember this incident and laugh in our group of friends.

There was a guy in our hostel who would love to do crazy things. Some of his tasks were just insane. He had been reading lots of memes and trolls with college students not taking bath for many days. He then decided to check the number of days he can go without taking a bath.
He went on to 27 days before his friends forced him to take bath. Last 7 days, his roommate didn’t sleep in his room. This incident happened on the 24th day.
We were having our 4th semester viva. The teacher was quite strict. He would ask two easy question in the beginning and 3 extremely tough one after it. The percent of questions you answer will be your score in the viva. Almost all of us would answer the first two and get 40/100. There was one who got 100/100 but that’s not important. This guy went inside on his turn. The teacher asked him to sit down and asked the easiest question possible. He answered it but the changes in the facial expression of the teacher made him doubt his answer. The teacher asked the second question and he almost stopped in between answering as the teacher was looking at him angrily. He asked him to leave after that. When the next guy went inside, the teacher was at the window inhaling fresh air. This guy got questioned just twice and answered both of them so got 80/100 in viva. Atleast it did benefit him to not take bath for 24 days.

I am sharing my odour story for the ‘My Nose Knows’ contest as a part of the #SniffSniff activity at BlogAdda.


Post a Comment