Monday, 21 November 2011

Let's make Brain

There always comes a time when you are all alone sitting in your room, having nothing to do. In such situation people usually watch one of the movies kept in their collection or watch some old pictures. Looking at them I was laughing as each reminded me of one of the sweet memories. The most amazing thing was that I saw a pic of three of my friend smiling in a normal pose and I started laughing on a joke three of us had made of the fourth. Our brain is amazing, it keeps the track of such large data, calculating in computing terms it would be more than 1 TB. It’s just an estimation of my mind which is weak at remembering things. Brain has also got a very advanced technology, as depending on the mood of the person it automatically tracks the good or bad events done with that person. Hope mark zuckerberg, hires me for thinking such weird things. Weird thinkers like me are the only ones who try to make something different.

I was confused how the brain would be designed. Hey, I too passed 10thstandard but still my biology is very weak and we were also not supposed to study the structure of brain. Let’s make a software working like brain. I just wish it has the capacity to understand the mood of person and function accordingly. At least function properly if I feed him my mood. I would ask the program to run party songs and funny clips if my mood is good. And if it is given bad mood, then shut the system off before I get irritated with those sweet songs played by it and break it off.

Arrrgghhhh, the problem still remains. Every person behaves differently in different moods. But still the major problem is how am I to know, how am I feeling right now. If that was possible I would automatically do the thing I wished the software to do.

Hmmm, who the hell made this brain? Its functionality is amazing. Let’s try for one more time. Let’s make a software which can store all the important data but remind of it only when it is not needed. We would feel just like the same when we answer a question in exam, or try to fill atm card no. in online shopping. Ya, at least it would give me a feeling that I made something similar to brain. Sad news, Mark said just now that it would not be on sale. I would have surely proved him wrong, by downloading it and sharing it on dc++ and fb and twitter and blogs and personal recommendation. But surely if it was free only then anyone else would download it otherwise it would be another flop idea by me.

I hope in near future I come with some idea to popularize my software which is similar to one of the functioning of brain and then my dream would be fulfilled. Naaa, my dream is not to make the software but to sell my software to companies like google and facebook.
Hey, give me suggestion to make one and I would give you 20% share of it. 

Monday, 14 November 2011

Love it Hate it

The person I hate the most is the person I love the most. The person is me. I wrote once that I am in love with myself. People said I was self-obsessed. Why so? If I had been in love with a girl it would be love. If it was a boy you all would laugh but still it would be love but if it’s with oneself it becomes obsession. I am sure the other part would make me highly depressed.

I wish to know what exactly love is. Isn’t it just a feeling and not a relation? When small things done by a person attracts you and makes you happy its love. When you wish to be with a person, its love. It can be anybody who makes you happy everyday of your life. I strongly oppose the idea that everyone got a soul mate otherwise great people like Swami Vivekananda, A.P.J Abdul Kalam would have been married. Two best friends of opposite sex always end up with love because they enjoy being with each other. Love is when you like the nature and behavior of the person irrespective of his flaws. Parent’s love is the only exception to it. It is totally divine and needs nothing to prove that its love. Why can’t I love myself? It’s just I love to be the way I am. Is it wrong to think like that? Who does not love himself? If anybody wishes to raise a hand I would say you are the most cowardly person I know. You don’t have the dare to tell the truth to yourself.
How many of you know, that the traits we like the least in ourself are the prime reason for someone to like us. It’s not always qualities but also our other part which makes someone fall in love. If you really don’t like one of your traits why don’t you change it? It’s the easiest task I suppose. I love myself as a whole. Irrespective of my flaws n bad qualities. I don’t want to be perfect, so its better I got these flaws.

I hate myself though.  I don’t have the guts to say this in public. I am afraid that my image would be lost. I try to be a tough and mature guy other than my friends. Some think I am a quite serious person with utter patience and am an introvert. It would just make my friend laugh till death. But the truth is I behave like this, because I am afraid. I hate myself for this. I can’t be my true self in front of a bunch of people who hardly care how I am, I hate myself. I love to fake myself to be good when the real Rahul is what people want from me. Hey, I am more confused than I am making u now. It is surprising that I wish to be this way.
Don’t be confused, I am just what u think of me. I will be like that all of the time. It’s just that different people got different opinions for me. That’s the reason to hate the love I got for me.

Thursday, 10 November 2011

Chand se chandni

Chand se chandni chura launga,
Phoolon se khusbu uda launga,
Tu kahe to apni jaan de dun,
Jannat se khusiyan chupa launga....

चाँद  से  चांदनी  चुरा  लाऊंगा ,
फूलों  से  खुशबू  उड़ा  लाऊंगा ,
तू  कहे  तो  अपनी  जान  दे  दूँ ,
जन्नत  से  खुशियाँ  छुपा  लाऊंगा |

Sun le ae maalik

Gustakhe kaniz ki darkhast sun le ae malik,
Ulfat ke afsane ka aagaz sun le ae malik,
Ishq ki tadap ko itna bhi mat aazmana,
Ishq ki khwaish mein khud tadap baithe ae malik...

गुस्ताखे  कनीज़  की  दरखास्त  सुन  ले  ऐ  मालिक ,
उल्फत  के  अफसाने  का  आगाज़  सुन  ले  ऐ  मालिक ,
इश्क  की  तड़प  को  इतना  भी  मत  आज़माना ,
इश्क  की  ख्वाइश  में  खुद  तड़प  बैठे  ऐ  मालिक |

Friday, 4 November 2011

Will You Love Me?

Few days ago, chatting on facebook my friend said that it’s easy to write on love. One just needs to imagine about it and start writing.  Though none of the feelings of this world can be described without actually feeling it, which is totally my personal opinion. I didn’t wanna argue with her but I just tried to write something on it. After all, it’s my favourite word.
What’s love?  A question asked by almost every teenager. No one bets to know the answer but you can get a whole range of answers. It’s tough for me to answer this. I never had one. Hey! I am not talking about the love I get from my mother or brother or family members.  I would be lucky in that case but with a girl I am a bit unlucky.

I was infatuated for someone some time ago but that was not love. I forgot her soon after she left the place. I even felt once that my dark complexion was the cause for less number of girls falling for me. My brother who is said to be my look alike is fair and is quite handsome. So looks couldn’t lessen the number.

Leaving my case aside, let’s talk about love. Gosh, it’s real hard. Hey, don’t mind for I am trying to steal some ideas from the movies. Let’s take all time favourite kuch kuch hota hai, dil to pagal hai, SRK movies basically. Na,old enough for this generation. Why not vivah? Many would hate this idea of saying a love story in it but I like that movie. You can curse me for liking it. The actors played such great characters. It’s an ideal case just like our physics where all the questions are solved by assumption and nothing actually happens. What about these latest movies. Huh, it’s not real. Violins are never played while loving someone. All these ideas are so fake. May be, they are real. I don’t have any experience after all.

I am getting diverted. I got to say about love. But the thing is that I don’t know at all about it. Let’s describe love story of my friends. No one would know and also can’t doubt for something which is true. Naaa, its cheating. After all they just tell me what they did, not how they feel. Ahhh, it’s so tough to write about such a simple and common thing.

Hmmmm, lets imagine something. What could one feel after falling in love? Love ends the feeling of making yourself complete. Love gives you a reason to believe in god. Love lets you enjoy the pain.
        इश्क  का  आलम  होता  ही  ऐसा ,
        तन्हाई  में  भी  खुशियों  के  जैसा ,
        हर  आशिक  से  पूछ  लेना  तुम  यारो ,
        मोहब्बत  से  बढ़कर  नशा  न  होता |
Love is something divine and pure. What shit I am writing. There are more break-ups than proposals. Love can’t be divine and not at all pure. So what is love? I got to write something dude. Please god, help me. He is so partial no. God grants love to some, many times in their life but have not allowed me to become even a one-sided lover.
What the hell, I never even had one-sided love. Holy crap, It’s the biggest crime I have done till now. Help me friends. Please, I request you guys help me find someone. I wanna feel the beauty of loving someone. I wish to care for someone more than my life. I wish to wait and still not be angry for being late. I want to buy gifts and bring surprises in someone’s life. I want to make someone feel that love is both pure and divine. Hey! Will you love me?